First-time director Shiner Louise Houston has covered herself with glory in this release. Somewhere, there is an apartment, the Crash Pad. If you have the key to the Crash Pad, you will experience the hottest sex you have ever had in your entire life. There are just a few rules, though...

The couples are almost all real-life couples, and nearly devour each other. There's more fucking and squirting and cock-sucking (really, yes, in a lesbian video) than in a whole library of boring mainstream porn videos. The production is beautifully shot, beautifully edited; even the DVD menus are hot. The performers are all extremely attractive without being porn-star-polished.